The World of Isaac

ASHLEY JUDD WATCHES HER WILDCATS LOSE TO NORTH CAROLINA

2008-11-19T01:50:00.003-05:00

As die hard a fan as Ashley Judd is, even she was probably disgusted at Kentucky's awful performance in Chapel Hill. In fact, in the picture above, I believe her exact words are "What the F&*$"

17 first half turnovers and 28 turnovers in all. UK is 0-2 for the first time in God knows how long and frankly, things are looking very good.

So why did they hire Gillespie again? Actually, who cares, I'd rather just look at pics of Ashley.

JAMIE-LYNN SIGLER GOES BACK TO BACK

2008-11-19T01:00:00.001-05:00

Getting top notch actresses to do cameo's on your show...big time

Getting said actress to appear half naked....huge

Getting that same actress to look as hot as hell and talk about doing three ways...priceless

In less than a 24 hr span from Sunday night to Monday night, Sigler appeared on "Entourage" as herself and then on "How I met Your Mother" as some random hot chick named Jillian.

As a fan of both shows, I applaud the move. I'm all for shows doing everything they can to slut it up for the viewer.

Well done....

Jamie on Entourage...

Jamie on How I met your Mother...

More pics of Sigler

MICHIGAN FAN AUCTIONS HIS ALLEGIANCE

2008-11-18T22:22:00.002-05:00

How bad has it gotten in Ann Arbor? Well first, head coach Rich Rodriguez was so fed up with the message board fodder that he told fans "to get a life".

And now the fans are so irate with the poor season Michigan is having and the fact that RichRod hates them so much, that they are selling their UM allegiance on ebay.

Yes folks, for the very cheap price of $81, you can purchase a new team for this sorry UM fan. And by sorry, I mean, everyone knows he's just trying to make a few bucks.

The seller promises to denounce the University of Michigan and to burn all his Michigan belongings. He'll even go along if the winning bid is from an OSU fan.

On a side note, whenever I think the human race can't fall any further, I read stuff like this. All for the almighty buck I guess.

(By the way, click on an ad or two while you're here....)

AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH JENNIFER STANO

2008-11-18T14:32:00.003-05:00

I think there's been far too many chicks on the site lately. Therefore, there will be a one day hiatus of babes and skanks....

Yea right...

More pics of Jennifer Stano {GorillaMask}

This guy has something in common with Kyle Orton {SportsCracklePop}

Bia and Branca on MTV? Hell yes {Busted Coverage}

If sports blogs were chicks...WOI is Kim Kardashian {The Sports Dollar}

Clemens was nailing Mindy McCready for over a decade {Epic Carnival}

WORLD'S HOTTEST ATHLETE CONTEST

2008-11-18T10:00:00.002-05:00

I'll always look back on my life and say, "Isaac, what did you do for mankind? How did you help your fellow man, how did you make the world a better place?"

For the first 28 years of my life, I can say with the utmost confidence, I have done next to nothing. I have produced next to nothing of importance.

But today, today I stand before you a proud man.

My first contribution to the world is a most valuable one....I was asked to be a "celebrity blogger" pick for The World's Hottest Athlete Contest.

I took this seriously, pondered my decision for days. Looked at hundreds and hundreds of pictures of hot athletic women. Stared at them on the computer for what my fiancee described as an "unhealthy" amount of time.

And finally, I came to a decision.

Who did I pick in the Final Four? Find out at InGameNow

VIDEO-KNEES TO THE HEAD AREN'T GOOD FOR THE BRAIN

2008-11-18T09:30:00.000-05:00

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I didn't want to laugh in this video because it was a pretty vicious knee but the guy recording it says "Oh sheet" at about the 1 min mark. Just listen to him. It's great commentary. The guy is the next Bill Walton...

SNEAK PEEK AT DETROIT AUTOMOTION CALENDAR

2008-11-18T08:30:00.000-05:00

Being a loyal Pistons fan has its benefits. Sure, we've been blessed here to have a great run that included a NBA championship. That was/is(?) fun, no doubt. And yea, the organization puts on a hell of a show at games.

But much more importantly than all that, we as Pistons fans are blessed to have alerts in our email that tell us when the Detroit Automotion calendar is coming out. And though the release date isn't until this Friday, we were lucky to receive a sneak peek.

Rene

Caitlin

Megan

Alicia

And just because I'm a nice guy and care about our readers so much, here is a whole gallery of automotion "going to work"

MAMMARIES MONDAY

2008-11-17T15:47:00.000-05:00

ROSIE PEREZ EXPLAINS TIES TO DONOVAN MCNABB

2008-11-17T12:00:00.001-05:00

By now, you've all seen the video or heard that Donovan McNabb wasn't aware there were ties in the NFL....

Never mind the fact that he was in the league the last time one occurred (2002)...hey, nobody said football players were the brightest and best right?

Anyways, Donovan was having so much trouble understanding the rules that Rosie Perez thought she could lend a helping hand...

AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH JENNIFER ANISTON

2008-11-17T11:00:00.001-05:00

The Best of Jennifer Aniston {WOI}

11 Things from Sunday's NFL action {The Big Lead}

16 year old girl drafted by pro baseball team {Sox Addict}

7 NBA Logos you aren't going to see soon {Blaze of Love}

Favre aint no gun slinger no more {NE Patriots Draft}

VICTORIA SECRET FASHION SHOW PICS

2008-11-17T10:00:00.001-05:00

I'm not advocating pervertedness on this site, however, if you happen to wander over to on205th, you may or may not find 173 pics from the Victoria Secret fashion show.

WHICH DETROIT LION DESERVES TO BE SLAPPED

2008-11-17T09:00:00.001-05:00

Mr. Queermo from this week's South Park Episode is on a rampage....He wants to slap the sh** out of everybody he comes in contact with.

Which Lions player deserves to be slapped the most?

Is it...

Daunte Culpepper

Ernie Sims

Jeff Backus

Rod Marinelli

Owner William Clay Ford. Sr

OK, MAYBE THAT'S A FACEMASK

2008-11-17T07:30:00.000-05:00

Yesterday, I was debating watching the second half of the Panthers-Lions game or masturbating. Thankfully, for you the readers I chose the former. Who knows where this story could have gone otherwise....

Anyways, I'm not one to give the Lions any credit for the way they've played this season. 0-10 speaks for itself.

But down 2 and attempting a 2 point conversion, Daunte Culpepper was about to score and his head was violently ripped backwards. It was one of those situations where it was a no-brainer.

But alas, no penalty. I guess good things happen to good teams and bad teams are left with masturbating fans...

THE WORST HAIR IN COLLEGE BASKETBALL

2008-11-17T06:30:00.000-05:00

There are a lot of Sideshow Bob wannabees out there. You know, some guy who has a fro thats out of control and his friends laugh about it....

But folks if Luciano de Souza of the Idaho Vandals basketball team is not the real live version of Sideshow Bob, then frankly, I have no idea who is.

TIMMYG'S WEEK 11 PICKS

2008-11-14T13:42:00.001-05:00

I'm not good at predictions, I barely understand how betting lines work, and I eat and drink heavily during the games. So instead of giving you half-hearted lousy pick-ems, WOI brings in some talent off the bench.

TimmyG's Picks for Week 11

As my wise uncle once said, you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose. Since I can’t pick your nose, how about I pick your games? Here you go. Lock ‘em up!

1. Tennessee at Jacksonville – Under 39.5 – Both teams love to run it. Plus, I spiked Jeff Fisher’s and Jack Del Rio’s coffee with laxatives. Both teams will have the runs come Sunday. Gross, I know. Ten and Oh 23 Haguars 13

2. Denver at Atlanta – Over 51 – Roddy White will use Dre Bly. Jay Cutler will throw and throw and throw some more. Michael Turner feasts on poor run defenses. Denver’s has given up the fourth most rushing scores. Warmlanta 34 DONEver 27

3. Houston at Indianapolis – Indy -8 – Remember what happened last time Sage Rosenfels played the Colts? He was far from Sage and things were far from Rosie for the Texans. Bob Sanders will spy Steve Slaton. The rest of the Colts secondary will cover Andre Johnson. Peyton Manning will have his troops ready. Peyton 31 Rosie 17

4. Baltimore at New York Giants – Under 41.5 – The Giants give up 17.8 points a game. The Ravens give up 16.7. You do the math. Both teams will leave this game black and blue and then after a few days, they’ll be yellow. Well, Joe Flacco and Eli Manning will be yellow. I don’t know if bruised African American skin turns yellow. You get my drift. They Might Be Giants 21 Ray Lewis 13

5. Oakland at Miami – Miami -10.5 – The word on the street is that Al Davis will be calling the plays and playing QB for the Raiders this week. Raise your hand if you think Oakland can stop Ronnie Brown and Ricky Williams. That’s what I thought. Eggs over My Hammy 28 Suckland 10

6. New Orleans at Kansas City – Over 50 – New Orleans’ defense is garbage. Kansas City’s is worse. Tyler Thigpen (who?) is rolling. Larry Johnson returns. Drew Brees should have all day to throw against KC’s nonexistent pass rush. And, my fantasy team could use a healthy day from him. The Sunshine Band 31 Aints 28

7. Arizona at Seattle – Arizona -3 – Kurt Warner has been nothing short of awesome this year. The Seahawks will get Matt Hasselbeck and Deion Branch back, but they can’t play defense. Warner connects with his husband on a pair of scores. Cards win big. Card Sharks 31 Seagulls 14

8. Cleveland at Buffalo – Buffalo -5.5 – If you’re a football fan, you need to make your way up to Orchard Park, NY for a Bills game. Fans have had their RVs parked in the stadium lot since Wednesday. The drunken idiots will be out in full effect. Brady Quinn didn’t get a proper welcome to the NFL against Denver. He should expect one in Buffalo. Williams 27 Brownies 20

AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH CORRIE LOFTIN

2008-11-14T11:12:00.001-05:00

Corrie's a chick we've had on the WOI before and unbeknowst to me, she's also on a Paris Hilton reality show....And yea, some other interesting stuff too. Only click on the link if you aren't sitting in a room during a deposition with other attorneys (yes, that's an inside joke).

Lendale tells UCLA, we'll take your girlfriends {SbB}

Tailgate Jousting? {Tailgating Ideas}

Hot Formula One Wag {Moondog Sports}

No bonus for winning Cy Young {SportsCracklePop}

Big Ben is in Rock Band 2? {psamp}

VIDEO-NASTY LATE HIT ON TULANE QUARTERBACK

2008-11-14T09:49:00.003-05:00

My first thought when I saw this was...

I wish this would have happened to a Detroit Lions quarterback

My second thought was #71 must not like his qb so much cause he was extremely slow to defend him

and finally,

My third thought was

Damn, I'm surpised this doesn't happen more often with the excuse of "I didn't hear the whistle".

In fact, players should just start saying they have some kind of hearing loss and are unable to hear the whistle so they can always hit guys late.

It would make football that much more entertaining

BABES OF THE WEEK

2008-11-13T19:04:00.003-05:00

SURPRISING MOVE; PISTONS BENCH AMIR JOHNSON

2008-11-13T18:45:00.000-05:00

As a Piston fan, I have no idea what he's done to lose his starting spot. If anything, lazy Rasheed should hit the pine.

This doesn't spell well for what the Pistons are trying to accomplish. In essence, JoeD fired a coach because he had ZERO faith that Amir could play. Joe then hires a puppet in Mike Curry and Amir can't even last 7 games?

Seriously, what the hell is going on in Detroit?

THAT'S ONE HAPPY KID

2008-11-13T13:15:00.000-05:00

I'm not one that likes to do the whole "Caption this pic" thing...But seriously, am I wrong in thinking this one screams...

"Hey everyone, I just got my first boner?"

Come on, look how happy he is.

AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH OLGA KURYLENKO

2008-11-13T11:00:00.000-05:00

The Best Bond Movies {Coed Mag}

10 Memorable Altered Legacies {Mondesi's House}

The 10 Hottest College Football Girlfriends {Manofest}

When did the Hurdle become mainstream? {Legend of Cecilio Guante}

Is this the hottest Phillies fan? {Epic Carnival}

Christina had one too many beers {cityrag}

Paul Davis with some topless honeys {Busted Coverage}

VIDEO-ROCKETS AND SUNS BRAWL

2008-11-13T10:30:00.000-05:00

Is it me or does Shaq look like the big bully at the playground? He's just swatting guys like flies. T-Mac, Alston, whoever gets in his way.

He musta been hungry. After not eating for a couple of hours, I get the same way.

Oh yea, Matt Barnes, you're a punk. I bet Rafer Alston could kick your ass.

THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY BALL STATE DESERVES TO BE IN THE BCS

2008-11-13T08:00:00.002-05:00

In typical Ball State alum David Letterman Fashion, I give you the Top Ten Reasons why Ball State deserves to be in the BCS.

10. Because those kids deserve better than having to be in Muncie, Indiana their whole lives

9. The MAC is a better conference than you think. Ask Illinois, Indiana, Michigan...oh wait, those are just crappy Big Ten Teams

8. Because if you google Ball State with safe search off, this is the second picture that comes up

7. Alum Joyce DeWitt might actually come out of hiding at the game and tell us how much she hates Suzanne Sommers

6. We'd get to see really flexible cheerleaders

5. Because if you don't, Jason Whitlock will write about racism in the BCS and how hip-hop music is the cause

4. They must have fate on their side because how often does somebody drop a touchdown this easy

3. Screw the BCS, thats why

2. Four words: Boise State versus Oklahoma

1. Maybe, just maybe, the "Boom goes the dynamite" guy comes out of retirement to give us highlights.

h/t: Huge props to NESW Sports for assisting me with this

A GIFT FOR THE DETROIT FANS; NO MORE LIONS

2008-11-12T20:00:00.001-05:00

For years and years Lions fans have been beat down. Mocked and spit on by the rest of the league.

When Barry Sanders was here, we had an excuse.

"Watch our games, we'd say. You might see something spectacular".

But alas, the days of Barry juking defenders are but a distant memory. The days of the Matt Millen era have stunk up the city so much, you forget about that raw sewage seeping from the sewers.

Detroiters deserve something better I always told myself. But how, how could we somehow cleanse ourself from the filth of crappy football for over a half century.

For years I contemplated this predicament

And then...

A few nights ago there was a light, a faint light at the end of a eerily dark tunnel. It was in the form of an email.

An anonymous email...

At 2:30am I opened this email and everything seemed so much clearer. There were no words in this email, just a link

http://www.latakethelions.com/

For the first time in my life, I cried over sports. I knew this was the answer I had long been looking for. I knew this was the gift Detroit fans had been longing for.

Amidst tears, I screamed....

"Get the F out of our city Lions, Get the F out. Let the city of celebrities take you. Let them deal with your sh#$ for the next 50 years".

I woke up the next day a new man. Ready to take on all of life's troubles. Just not the one thats been causing heartache since my conception.

PISTONS BREAK MINI-SLUMP; BEAT THE KINGS

2008-11-12T15:45:00.002-05:00

If you were a Piston fan, you probably had a lot of mixed emotions the last week. You lost Chauncey, which hurt but you brought in one of the more spectaculars players in the league in AI. Then Detroit crapped the bed against New Jersey and culminated that with one of the worst efforts in Pistons history against the Celtics.

After the first quarter of the Kings game, I was ready to have Michael Curry fired and secretly wished Rasheed got hit by a car on the way home.

It was a terrible effort and the Pistons found themselves down 15 early.

I assumed the game was over.

But then the Pistons actually got a positive from contribution from...you guessed it, Kwame Brown.

I was convinced that a person named Kwame would never succeed in Detroit....he proved me wrong yesterday. It was his energy that led the Pistons comeback in the second quarter.

While Rasheed lazily hung around at the 3 point line waiting for someone to pass to him, Kwame grabbed boards and pushed people around.

I'm not sure where this team is going right now but it was good to see them get this first win with AI.