CHEERLEADER CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A OKLAHOMA SOONERS GREATEST GAMES DVD
Caption this picture of the cheerleader stuck in a precarious position and you'll have a chance to win a DVD of Oklahoma Football's greatest games.
And considering they might come out National Champions tomorrow, this might be worth a little more (Go Sooners by the way).
Get your captions in the comment section before game time and a winner will be announced here during halftime.
*****UPDATE*****
And the winner is Joe Cook with the following caption:
Apparently there was confusion with the "win a free taco when the team scores" contest
Joe, please email me at theworldofisaac@gmail.com so we can send you your DVD.
Thanks to everyone for participating and thankfully, they'll be more of these in the next few weeks/months.
86 comments:
with a kiss!
She opens up . . . MANTOMAN!
open sesame
Shoot for starts!
He shoots, he scores!
Go ahead and keep commenting if you want, but "open sesame" is going to win.
Anyone know the spread?
OK, fine, how about:
Two points!
Nice basket
1 in the stink, 2 in the pink, 3 from behind the line
hilarious
piss drunk cocks
my daddy would be so proud of me
Same game, smaller hole.
that's my favorite one so far
open sesame is a close second
So how many points do you get for shooting your balls into *that*?
Now that's a diaper dandy baby!
Which hole do I put it in coach?
Same game, smellier hole.
"Who wants a rim job?"
The Globetrotters attempt to sell more tickets with their new trick...
Apparently there was confusion with the "win a free taco when the team scores" contest
All the blood is rushing to her head...and mine
Put your bisket in my basket.
You gotta call that ref! She's holetending.
Hey Lohan, get down from there!
Who wants penis cake?
Look Ma, no penis!
Do it to me, Manute.
Squirt for starts!
Slam dump
Caption:
"See!! I told you I could dunk!!"
Yao Ming's number one fan!
"Doesn't count. You didn't call ass."
Box lunch in a basket to go please!
Geez, LeBron, I guess you don't hear "No" very often...
Butt fuck
"Damn it Kobe, enough is enough!"
Check out my Beavis and Butthead shoes
SEND IT IN, JEROME!!
I'll have the clam basket, please
Slam dunked that badonkadonk!
University basketball team investigated for unfair recruiting advantages.
Alright, I'm ready...see if it fits.
Nothing but fish-net!
Makes you wonder that the knee pads are for.
Dwight Howard has really outdone himself at this years All-Star slam dunk contest...
dip my balls in it.
and here we go...
How can you root for Oklahoma?
then what is a "rim job"?
"Schiede Backboards - Bank it in!!"
Down by 1, time running out, the coach yells out the play "The Flying V!!!!!"
"YES!!!" (As said by Marv Albert)
Basketballs version of the Spread offense
revolutionizing the term "taking one for the team"
In an effort to improve his teams free throw percentage, Coach came up with a unique visualization technique
Wilt Chamberlain's newest conquest... 10,001 and counting...
Ok, ok, ok... standing one foot to the left of the beer vender, over the rafter, bounces inside the three point line, off the vagina and in...
Look at my beat up pussy - Thanks Pierre Pierce!
Finger roll...up...and in!
A hole in one!
For Sale: One pair of knee pads, some wear and tear. Call Bambi 235-345-5565.
"Maybe this will get shaq to make his free throws!!!"
Has anyone seen or done the basket-ball?
That's why she was voted MVP by the basketball team - treetown
Cure found for White Man's jumping problem
Probably, also would need a full article by The Onion also.
Came in from behind with a hard slam.
In an effort to allow college players to spend more time on their studies, the coach attempted to combine their other activities.
Caoch said to take it hard to the hole!
Please reset the clock to 69.
In an effort to help teach Shaq how to shoot free throws, the Suns have resorted to extreme measures.
Snatches that one off the rim.
the personification of Nelly's version of the tip drill...
He penetrates and takes it hard to the hole.
She dribbles after she scores!
and this is how they got Wilt Chamberlain to score 100 points...
Shot!... From the three point line!... OOOOhhh!!!!! It's in and out!
SLAM DUNK !!!
Just waiting for Shawn Kemp.
Snatch the rebound.
Careful not to bounce it off the rim!
S-I-N-K-I-T
Sink It Sooners
Sink It
Bull crap. Many captions were WAY better. Holetending. Slam dump. M. Quart. All WAY better.
Garbage.
The shot is up, It's good....nothin but..Fishnet!!!
...and boom goes the dynamite.
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