Thursday, December 4, 2008

THE 12 HOTTEST "SLOPPY SECOND" WAGS

In light of Sean Avery's "sloppy second" comments, we decided to look back at some WAGS who have definitely had their run with men in their lives. In fact, most of them aren't just sloppy seconds, but thirds and fourths in many cases. And while most of these WAGS have ridden the athlete train, a few are having their first go around. Nonetheless, their famous exploits with others are listed here.

Without further adeiu,

The 12 Hottest "Sloppy Second" WAGS


Danielle Lloyd



Currently with: Ryan Babel
Why is she a "sloppy second"?: If there was ever such a thing as a professional WAG, Lloyd is it. Her exploits include the entire English Premier League. Teddy Sheringham and Marcus Bent just to name a few

Kim Kardashian



Currently with: Reggie Bush
Why is she a "sloppy second"? Um, have you seen the sex tape?

Alyssa Milano



Currently with: Whatever baseball player is hot for the month
Why is she a "sloppy second"?: Who hasn't Sam Miceli been with...Carl Pavano, Barry Zito, Greg Maddux, Brad Penny...need I go on

Gisele Bundchen



Currently with: Tom Brady
Why is she a "sloppy second"?: Leonardo Dicaprio, Surfer Kelly Slater

Jessica Simpson



Currently with: Tony Romo
Why is she a "sloppy second"?: Put it this way, she wasn't always a Cowboys fan...Nick Lachey, Jude Law

Hilary Duff



Currently with: Mike Comrie
Why is she a "sloppy second"?: Another girl who couldn't keep her hands off Barry Zito. Dude is a rockstar.

Eva Longoria



Currently with: Tony Parker
Why is she a "sloppy second"?: JC Chasez, Hayden Christenson

Kendra Wilkinson



Currently with: Hank Baskett
Why is she a "sloppy second"?: Just watch Girls Next Door..just once....I don't even want to know what Hugh did to her

Jennifer Walcott



Currently with: Adam Archuleta
Why is she a "sloppy second"?: She dated Jake Plummer when he had that nasty stache. That not only makes her sloppy but dirty as well.



Adriana Lima



Currently with: Marko Jaric
Why is she a "sloppy second? You think Marko got to her first? She's part of the Derek Jeter train.

Rachel Hunter



Currently with: Jarrett Stoll
Why is she a "sloppy second"?: Rachel's been around the block a few times but her relationship with Avery will haunt her for life

Elisha Cuthbert



Currently with: Dion Phaneuf
Why is she a "sloppy second"?: I'll give you a hint, his name might rhyme with Bavery. But again, not the only hockey player she's been with. Mike Komisarek as well

17 comments:

Tracer Bullet said...

What did Hef do with Kendra? Watch her make out with the other two chicks and wish he was 30 years younger.

Anonymous said...

Yeah? Well, which one's the sloppiest?

Anonymous said...

A girl becomes "sloppy seconds" just because she's had a previous boyfriend?

World of Isaac said...

maybe you're confused

This is a play on Sean Avery's comments the other day.

PistonsNation.com said...

Topical. Very topical.

Mike said...

Nice!
Didn't realize Milano had been.....you know around that many players. Oh well, she cleans up nicely.

Anonymous said...

You mention Rachel Hunter in a column about sloppy seconds, and Rod Stewart doesn't even get a nod?

EWWWWW

Barry Zito said...

Sloppy seconds? Yeah? So what?

Anonymous said...

Didn't know Cuthbert was with Komisarek! Thatta boy Komi!!

Anonymous said...

Greg Maddux?!

eScoutRoom said...

Nice list and great set of photos.

Anonymous said...

Adriana Lima - yumm, I could stand to be the 3rd, 4th, or 5th fling for her - providing there is at are couple of days of "clean-time" in between.

Anonymous said...

I hope you don't write these yourself, 'cause these are pretty stupid and just plain lame.

Anonymous said...

is it just me but is the internet no the domain o mostly stupid people . if i had wanted this moronic level of communication I could watch american tv

Anonymous said...

You missed one of the alltimers - Carmen Electra, who was married (seemed like 5 minutes) to former athlete and brain surgeon Dennis Rodman

World of Isaac said...

good call...although its a bit of a stretch

Anonymous said...

Going by the list, I'd love to be sloppy "n"