NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS
Kenny/Brett Favre
Every time you think these guys are dead, every time you think you've seen them for the last time, every time you think its their last hoorah, they keep showing back up.
Towelie/Ricky Williams
Towelie can't last an episode without some weed and apparently Ricky Williams can't even go a bye week without it.
Cartman/Shaun Rogers
Fat...check
Lazy...check
Huge Head...check
Token/Donovan McNabb
The media is desirous of a token black quarterback.
Chef/Romeo Crennel
If there's one man who looks exactly like a South Park character, its Romeo Crennel
Butters/Chad Johnson
Always annoying and looking for attention and yet, just not good enough to be the star of the show.
Mrs. Broflovski/Elizabeth Hasselbeck
Nobody wants to hear what they have to say on the political front, but yet, they keep running their mouths.
Jesus/Jon Kitna
Jesus once came back from the dead. Jon Kitna once came back from a concussion. About the same don't you think?
Mrs. Cartman/Jessica Simpson
The town slut and the village idiot. Has a nice ring to it.
Officer Barbrady/Ed Hochuli
Move along everyone, nothing to see here. No, there was not a fumble on that play.
Jimmy/Tom Brady
Hey, at the very least Jimmy doesn't need help from others to get around. He has crutches for that
Mr. Garrison/Chris Cooley
Confused about your sexuality? Accidentally exposing yourself on the internet. Yea,perfect fit....
Stan/Peyton Manning
Always there and always a star of the show.
Timmy/Terrell Owens
One has special needs. The other one is just "special". You tell me which ones which.
Kyle/Joey Harrington
Positive even when he doesn't need to be but eventually his personality wears out on you.
24 comments:
You are a sick individual for posting this. :-)
Towelie/Ricky Williams was spot ON!
Token/Donovan McNabb was wrong on many different levels.
Officer Barbrady/Ed Hochuli was spot on.
Jimmy/Tom Brady was 10 different kinds of wrong!
Mr. Garrison/Chris Cooley was the funniest.
Chef/Romeo Crennel was the second funniest.
I hope people don't take the McNabb/Token one wrong
Just in good fun
I think that it was all in good humor. I liked it.
Great post, very funny!!
warning track power.
stan should be Tony Romo, and Wendy Testeburger is Jessica Simpson, and it is so obvious, I can't believe you missed it.
The sight of Wendy makes Stan puke, as Jess does to Tony. Otherwise, very nice.
Well played.
Jimmy/Tom Brady is the best.
It's way too easy to picture T.O. saying TIMMAY over and over again
anonymous,
huge huge miss by me...I kept going back and forth with Wendy and I couldnt think of anyone
funniest thing i read all week. well done.
Owens looks more like Mr. Hanky (sp?) the Christmas poo.
thats what I originally had but then drew rosenhaus emailed me and said that he would sue me...
when I asked him what for, he said
"next question"
go figure
Perfect, LMAO!
well played, sir
Elisabeth Hasselbeck has smarter opinions than your pathetic site. douchebag.
I can't believe the site got so popular than Elizabeth herself would visit
Elizabeth Hasselbeck has no "opinions" just recycled right-wing propaganda she has been fed. Much like yourself, douchebag. (See we can use the word too....)
Whoa, a pathetic liberal lecturing on propaganda...... thats the pot calling the kettle black.
Shut-up-just-shut-up.
Liberal, conservative, whatever . . . no one cares what E.H. has to say because she's a woman, and therefore has a small brain.
Now, you two anonymous nerds shut up so the rest of us can enjoy our afternoon delight.
WOI: hit it . . .
Stan's grandpa would be Al Davis. Both are crotchety old farts whose time has passed them by.
jerry jones is pip
bill Belichick = Randy marsh
Uncle Jimbo/Tank Johnson because of his love of guns.
good ones
how do you miss jay cutler as jay cutler?
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