THE 7 BEST EXILE LOCATIONS FOR SAGE ROSENFELS

By now, you've seen the disastrous end to the Houston-Indianapolis game. Sage Rosenfels did everything in his power to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

And I'm sure after the game, he just wanted to crawl under a rock. But maybe, just maybe, that's not enough.

So The World of Isaac decided to give Sage some tips on where he can go for exile


Tora Bora



Hell, the U.S. Government can't find even the most notorious terrorist in the world there. Safe a place as any for Sage.

Wherever Steve Bartman resides



The man has not been seen since that fateful autumn day in 2003. He either lives in a bubble or is using Tara Reid's Plastic Surgeon.

Bison Dele's Boat



I fully believe that not only is Bison Dele alive and well but he's also living under the assumed name "Brian Williams"

Detroit



Trust me, there hasn't been a quarterback sighting here for 30 plus years. Its become a myth on the scale of Big Foot.

A-Rod's Playoff Memorabilia Room



Still awaiting its first piece of history. Although, A-Rod's crap-filled draws are likely first ballot editions.

Shady Canyon Irvine, California



The home of Mark McGwire who has not been seen in public in a full decade. He's like the J.D. Salinger of baseball players.

Al Davis' personal psychiatrists office



Al hasn't been in to see his psychiatrist since the Carter Adminstration. As you can probably tell, he's a little behind on his meds.