PISTONS TRY TO FATTEN UP THE FANS
Well, you know its getting bad for the Pistons now. Instead of using their money to go out and maybe pick up a free agent or get rid of some of the degenerates on the team (cough cough Rasheed), they are using it for food.
Specifically for you the fan...
For the very low price of $250, you can go to 11 games and get free food and beverages.
That's right folks, if you're not happy about the product on the court, just get yourself another hot dog and 32 oz drink on the house.
Rasheed gets another tech, no worry, just grab yourself some nachos. Hell, throw some cheese and jalapeños on it if you want.
Some fans who tested this on a small scale last year are pictured here..
So try to forget that the Pistons have Michael Curry as their head coach and rolling out the same tired lineup from the Larry Brown era.
The Pistons organization want you to get as fat as possible so when they suck it up again in the playoffs, you'll get too tired to get out of your seat and leave.
As a fat man myself, I am appalled.
That said, who wants to get tickets with me. I never pass up an all you can eat buffet.
6 comments:
Wait? 11 games and all you can eat hot dogs, nachos and soft drinks at each game for only $250?
Considering the fact that, according to you gay chart, an individual game ticket alone is $25 bucks, that's a STEAL.
That can't be right.
trust me, that's correct info...
i got it in an email and its on their website
I think they might limit the amount of food on each trip or something
Wait, can you buy one game with the all you can eat deal? Or do you need to commit to all games?
The NBA...it's fattastic.
How many 'All You Can Eat' plans did you buy?
one for each one of my cupcake toes
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