KWAME KILPATRICK IS DONE AS MAYOR OF DETROIT

Goodbye Kwame.

Don't let my f**ckin cupcake toe hit you on the way out.

Oh yea, even though you are only going to jail for like 4 months, I hope its federal pound me in the ass prison.

You are a cheater

You are a liar.

You are a stealer.

And more than likely, you are a killer.

I hope you get the OJ treatment....meaning, I hope restaurant owners won't serve you when you and your entourage walk in.

I hope you get sued for every last dime you own.

I hope that you think you got a good deal out of this but then still end up guilty for assaulting the police officer.

On behalf of every Detroiter and suburbanite, I say


SUCK MY BALLS!

**Update**

The deal calls for Kilpatrick to plead guilty to two felony counts of obstruction of justice by committing perjury, agreeing to serve four months in jail, pay up to $1 million in restitution, and serve five years' probation. He also agreed not to run for office during that five-year span.

And resign as mayor immediately