10 THINGS IN SPORTS SCARIER THAN THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER

Think the Large Hadron Collider causing a black hole in the Earth is scary?

Nah, not as bad as these...

10. Having Matt Millen as your team GM...






9. Charlie Weis at an All you can eat Buffet...






8. A Non-BCS school coming to the Big House...






7. A Larry Brown promise to the fanbase that this is his last job...






6. A John L. Smith Halftime rant...






5. Losing your fantasy quarterback in the first game of the season...






4. Betting your life savings on the Buffalo Bills winning one of those Super Bowls...






3. Pete Rose rounding third in an all-star game...






2. Cezar Isturis' fingers after a walk-off homerun...






1. A psycho Ron Artest charging the stands...