FIVE THINGS MICHAEL STRAHAN WILL BE DOING INSTEAD OF PLAYING FOOTBALL

5. Trying to convince people he's not gay...






4. Going to every New York Jet game as a token of appreciation to Brett Favre giving him the sack record..







3. Trying to win an Emmy for his splendid acting performance on Best Damn....







2. Spending about a month at the Dentist....






1. Like most football players before him, try and eventually fail miserably at becoming a Studio Analyst...