WOULD AROD HIT IT?

So Arod has a thing for Madonna huh? I think we all collectively threw up a little in our mouth the last time we saw a pic of the Material Girl.

But what if this is something he isn't embarrassed about...

What if Arod has a fetish for Female Singers of the 1980s?

The World of Isaac goes back in time and asks,

Would Arod hit it?

Debbie Gibson



She's got Electric Youth on her side. And hey, doesn't she get bonus points for appearing in Playboy?

Verdict: Seriously, did you see the Playboy spread?






Paula Abdul



Yea, she's a crazy, doped out alkie right now. But back in the day, straight up, girl could move. She was forever my girl.

Verdict: If you have to listen to her talk in the morning with that raspy voice, then an emphatic NO!





The Bangles



I'm pretty sure Arod isn't Egyptian but in this case I think he'll make an exception. Pretty much quantity over quality here.

Verdict: How's a fivesome sound?





Tiffany



If you were a dude in the 80s, there was no way you didnt know who Tiffany was. In fact, I got my first boner because I thought she was singing "I think We're Alone Now" specifically for me.

Verdict: Let's see Madonna, Tiffany, maybe Arod has a thing for one named Stars





Samantha Fox



Would Arod want to "touch that"? With the way Madonna is looking these days, Samantha Fox is a huge upgrade.

Verdict: No doubt, in a second






Janet Jackson



Don't we all wish that Janet Jackson would have "controlled" some of her eating habits the last few years?

Verdict: When she didn't look like a water buffalo, any male that could get erect would hit it.





Cyndi Lauper



Cyndi was and is a slut. Right? Wait, isn't that what "Girls just want to have fun" was all about?

Verdict: Not now, not in the 1980s, not ever





Sheena Easton



Help me decide here....Is this chick hotter because she got with Prince or does that taint her a little?

Verdict: If Arod is comfortable with sloppy seconds, then go for it. The short hair thing is a bit of a buzzkill though.