Friday, July 11, 2008

UGLY CHICKS NAMED LISA

Please Lisa Rinna, please, do us all a favor and quit the Botox Injections. In fact, on your birthday today, your one wish should be that you start to look like a human being again.

What is it about chicks named Lisa? Why they always gotta be raunchy, gross, or ugly cartoon characters.

Don't believe me, let's take a look.

Lisa Rinna

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I assure you that she used to look normal. In fact, some might even call her hot. But now, that's way in the past


Lisa Lampanelli

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No words of mine can describe why any person, let alone a NFL player, would hit this.


Lisa Bonet

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When she was Denise, I'll admit, she was ok. But the years have not been kind. Supposedly, the last shower Bonet ever took was on the set of A Different World.

Lisa Simpson

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When the only dude that wants you is Milhouse, you need to re-establsish your place in life. I'm guessing a new hairdo might do her some good

Mona Lisa

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Are we still convinced this is a woman? Because if it is, she's nasty. I don't know why the painting is famous. If you want, I can go to the park right now and take pictures of chicks who are just as ugly. Maybe it'll sell for a couple of bucks on a fetish website or something.


7 comments:

Jebbica said...

LOL! However, I think Lisa Bonet is pretty, just not in that picture. She was cute in that John Cusack movie.

Here are some additions:
Lisa Leslie
Lisa-Marie Presley

How about some cute Lisas?

Lisa Loeb
Lisa Snowdon
Lisa Kudrow
Lisa Raye

World of Isaac said...

cute lisas wouldn't be fun but lisa loeb is smokin

gibbs12 said...

good stuff. that's nuts what she used to look like. plastic surgery is bad.

GMoney said...

Lisa Kudrow is disgusting. I would still hit Lisa Rinna for reasons that I can not explain except for it rhymes "nitties".

Anonymous said...

kitties?

the agent said...

Lisa Rinna look nasty she looks like she's got more botox in her than the the army have in there chemical warfare labs .........

yoshithin said...

Lisa Bonet is very pretty looks younger then her years.