THINGS MORE BELIEVABLE THAN A BRETT FAVRE RETIREMENT

10. Shaq's new rap album "Kobe, Show me how my ass tastes" goes Platinum





9. Arod Hitting A Clutch Homerun in the Playoffs





8. Pacman Jones going to a strip club and not "making it rain"





7. Mike Ditka and Gene Upshaw, candlelight Dinner for Two in Canton





6. Isiah Thomas and Anucha Browne Sanders co-author a book "How to find true love in the workplace"





5. Mike Vick named PETAs new spokesman





4. Charles Barkley not splitting Aces





3. Roger Clemens: 2008 Time Person of the Year





2. Matt Millen, Keynote Speaker: "Having success on the field and in the front office"





1. Don Imus made honorary member of the NAACP