PULLING A LIVINGSTON
Pulling a Livingston (as defined by the Isaac dictionary)
pull-ing a liv-ing-ston
phrase, slang
1. A player who takes a cartoon-like fall and dislocates his knee, therefore, rendering themself useless for the rest of their athletic career and subsequently, getting cut by their team a year later.
Variation, "Livingston"
Liv-ing-ston
noun
2. A player who comes out of high school for the dough and has a career ending injury
Sentence:
Do you remember when that rookie Joe Schmo got his finger caught in the net and it ripped off; that was the worst Livingston I've ever seen.
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Pulling an Isaac
Pull-ing an I-saac
Phrase, Slang
1. A pedestrian or common folk who takes an elderly-like fall while waiting in line at Subway for the 2 for Tuesday special. Therefore, opening themselves up to public humiliation for the rest of their meaningful lives.
Variations: Isaac, Pulling a Donkey, Donkey
Noun
2. A person of grandiose stature that is limited to moderate activities due to a medical term known as ‘rubber knees’.
Synonyms: Geriatric, Ineffective, Lethargic
Antonyms: Young, Active, Functional
Sentence
If I want to walk in Tim’s wedding, then I can’t play golf on Sunday; I think I’m pulling an Isaac.
ok, I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed...
ok fine, I'm impressed...
damn good
In hindsight I probably never have told that Subway story
Can't stop laughing--
I played my worst round of the year today on the golf course. Did I pull an Isaac?
Livingston's got nothing on Roy Munson.
I don't think that is 'pulling an Isaac'. However, if you had to withdraw on hole 12 because of the rubber knees, then you would be pulling an Isaac.
Isaac - Don't be mad...It's all in fun.
mad?
haha
hell, we barely get any banter anymore on the blog
its good to see
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