THE NBA WONDERLIC TEST

How smart is the guy you are drafting? Is he going to be able to memorize your playbook?

Here, at The World of Isaac we've put together a little test to see if your draftee has what it takes to cut it in the NBA.

NBA Wonderlic Test

1) "Tell me how my ass tastes" is a

Question

Phrase

Sentence



2) True or False: This is an acceptable way to dress at the draft




3) Assume you are Shaquille O'Neal and you cheat on your wife with three different woman, it will take $1000 a month for 3 years to shut them all up. How much do you owe these hoes?


4) Pick the word that does not fit

Weed

Dope

Coke

Chronic


5) Which NBA WAG does not fit?






6) A plastic beer cup is thrown at you while you are lying down on the scorers table. You go into the stands and create mass hysteria in a huge brawl. The NBA decides to suspend you for 1/4 of the season because you're an idiot. If their are 82 games in a season, how many games will you miss?(please round up)


7) Please complete the following sentence....

"Hooked on phonics works for ________

a) You

b) Me

c) My Baby Mama


8) Scouts are telling you that you are the next Darko Milicic. In an attempt to model yourself after Darko do you





a) die your hair blond

b) get drunk and hug random guys

c) go off on a swearing tangent about the officiating


9) Choose the NBA referee who is least likely to cheat you out of a win

a)Dick Bavetta

b)Tim Donaghy

c)Joey Crawford

d)No possible answer exists

10) Peanut Butter is to Jelly as Flopping is to

a) Dwayne Wade

b) Manu Ginobili

c) Anderson "Sideshow Bob" Varejao

d) all of the above