Tuesday, May 13, 2008

THE 10 BEST BOOTIES IN BEACH VOLLEYBALL

Here at The World of Isaac we like to stress the important things in sports. You know, hard hitting stuff like Dirty Names, Hot Celebrity Fans, and Great Sports Liars

And now, after searching every nook and cranny the internet has to offer, our crack research staff has come up with the 10 Best Booties in Beach Volleyball.

**UPDATE**

Yea, I forgot Misty May...Here is a booty tribute to her

Ana Paula Connelly-Brazil



Larissa Franca-Brazil





Shauna Mullin-England




Montana Curtis-USA





Chrissie Zartman-USA




Michelle More-USA




Suzanne Stonebarger-USA





Juliana Silva-Brazil





Hui Yu Phang-Singapore




Rachel Wacholder-USA


78 comments:

Anonymous said...

No Misty May?

World of Isaac said...

not to get too scientific or anything but there is no way hers was better than anything on the list

Anonymous said...

Misty May's ass is better than the English woman's.

World of Isaac said...

matter of opinion I guess

Anonymous said...

Too many flat asses on there... Zartman? More? Just because they HAVE asses doesn't mean they're nice asses.

World of Isaac said...

If you wanted 10 chicks with junk in their trunk, I could have just posted the entire Brazilian Beach Volleyball contingent

ass connossieur said...

what kinda list is this, id say the only ass worth of being on a best ass list is the british girl one. the rest are very fuckin average.

World of Isaac said...

average?

wally said...

I'm not sayin' your list is wrong; but wouldn't it be better if you posted say 100 and we picked the top 10 ourselves.

just sayin :-}

World of Isaac said...

would it be better, absolutely...

Do I have time for that?

I wish...

I'd much rather look at butts all day than spreadsheets

Anonymous said...

The broads all have asses like a 10 year-old boy. There's nothing sexy about that. Now gymnasts have great asses.

Anonymous said...

LOGAN TOM!

CBlust said...

Where's Karch Kiray?

Anonymous said...

How can you not have Misty May on this list over some of those flat asses?

Seriously, look at this thing.

http://i.neilrogers.com/images/features/2004082401-Kerri%20Walsh%20Misty%20May.jpg

http://billscontent.blogpeoria.com/files/fingers.jpg

World of Isaac said...

there is a variety

World of Isaac said...

and I'm not saying Misty May's ass isn't hot, but to me, its not as hot as some of the other ones

UKChris said...

Nice choices, Isaac. People bitching about these asses (or lack their of) should spend their days looking at Serena Williams' junk in the trunk.

Or perhaps Elke the Stallion.

Anonymous said...

UKChris must like 10 year-old boy ass.

Anonymous said...

They're all garbage except the 2 brazilian and singapore ones. They actually have shape and pop out past the suit.

Anonymous said...

good work

UKChris said...

Apparently, one of the anons spends his day looking at 10-year old boys because I wouldn't know what kind of ass they have...

houroc said...

I'm kind of disappointed in this actually. The only ones that were really nice were the Brazilian ones and the singapore one was ok... The other look like 12 year old boy asses.

I will take UK chris's advice and look at Serena Williams.

World of Isaac said...

way too many references to little boys

Not every ass has to be plump...they come in all shapes and sizes

Sassafras said...

Englands ass seems to have a little roundness to it.....better view if she was flat footed and bent over!!!

joedeg628 said...

Shauna Mullin is one grade A piece of A$$...Envision Tommy Boy saying it and you'll laugh ;)

Awesome Post!!!

Jimmy Da Saint

www.letsgodeep.com

Anonymous said...

I've always considered myself an 'ass' man, more than a breast man, and of the choices displayed, Larissa Franca is the winner, by a mile. I could be very happy with that butt, for a very long time.
(Mark in San Diego, where there's a LOT of nice butts to choose from!)

World of Isaac said...

see, now that's a well thought out perverted comment

Anonymous said...

miwa asao?

Anonymous said...

What about Carolina and Maria Salgado?
I know nothing about women's volleyball apart from looking for 5 mins on google and those two seem to be the most gorgeous with arses to match...Definitely a fan of these two women now!

World of Isaac said...

miwa asao is incredibly hot but I couldn't find a good "pic"

the salgado sisters was a mistake...

if you ever see me in the street, feel free to punch me

Arselover said...

Sod the rest of them

I like all the arses . . .

Good list . . . the rest of you . . .go whinge about something else . . .probably make a career out of it dont you?

Now I just have to wait for you all to slag me off . . .

here come the insults !!

Anonymous said...

The Singaporean girl's partner has some pretty fine lines between those boobs. Maybe a new "the 10 best cleavage in beach volleyball"??

Anonymous said...

Well, given all the heated discussion, I think I may have to review the list at least a couple more times.

Mike said...

This blog is great

verge said...

im gonna go with the girl from singapore. wow

Anonymous said...

Some hits but mostly misses on this list. There's gotta be some junk in the trunk.

World of Isaac said...

leaving misty may out was stupid...I apologize profusely...

I wish I could have a re-do

Emile, Andrew's father, said...

Andrew, your mother and I wish we could have a re-do.

Raze said...

Wow...the lack of Misty May destroys ANY of this lists credibility...

World of Isaac said...

please do us a favor and create a better list

Anonymous said...

http://static.flickr.com/28/45187451_bdce0562c3_o.jpg

OnlineSportsGuys said...

Check out Misty May's ass here...should have definitely been added...

http://img23.imageshack.us/my.php?image=black023my.jpg

OSG

Nick said...

What about Montana Curtis and Michelle More ?? They both have fantastic butts !!!!!!!!

Montana said...

I agree with me being on the list, haha, but really is that the best pic you guys could find? I'll have to send you a better one.

World of Isaac said...

hey montana, feel free to to send me any and all pics

oh yea, and by the way, your agent sux

Montana Curtis said...

What agent is that?

World of Isaac said...

I hate to discuss this on a blog comment form but when I doing "research" for this, I came across your website and emailed the representative there...

it took several weeks for him to get back to me and it was not useful at all

Lucious Fox said...

Are you kidding me? The ass on some of the girls featured here look like the asses on little school boys. Misty's ass is a woman's ass. Bountiful and beautiful.

World of Isaac said...

looks like the Fox is an ass man

Anonymous said...

Hey WoI- I like all your picks. If I wanted to see fat asses I look at the Jenny Craig website.
Thank you,
Scooter Liberty

Anonymous said...

(except brazil) all of these women have square buttcheeks. square angular buttcheeks are NEVER sexy.
preference is one thing but you can't seriously say these are the best.
list sucks mad. sorry.

Anonymous said...

ASS is a matter of opinion. Personally, I think Misty Mays ass was easily the best one out there. World of Isaac is high on crack...if he thinks THOSE were the 10 best.

Stankoniforous 0ne said...

Everyone hypes Brasil (which is fair), but I watched the Cuban women's team. CUUUUUULOOOO!

mjraac said...

misty may's nice round ass puts these little boy's asses to shame.

Anonymous said...

Nice booties? Only Okhorrific would like those flat, boy like butts.

http://okhorrific.u.yuku.com/


Typical and Disturbing.

Anonymous said...

Only a queer would NOT like those hind ends.


Just sayin'


-SafetyMan

Anonymous said...

From this list my Top Ten are...

10- Michelle More - USA
Crazy for using her,very nice butt is above average, just not any list contender. Not by any stretch mark :)

9- Suzanne Stonebarger - USA
In Jeans may be wayyy killer looking. Has that gawd damm look.
Just a bit wide in the leg/hips here for me. Maybe a different pic looks better ?
Not really sexy to me personally.
But a cool showing no doubt.

8- Chrissie Zartman - USA
Cute and sexy teenie booty but no way a list maker either. Just an average nice and sexy boot. Take her home for damn sure but wont make any of my top lists.

7- Rahel Wacholder - USA
This pic struck me at first, said wham, now that's how I like it !
Very nice Rachel. Need a closer shot but from here, it is one fine Man killin machine baby ! Cool legs too.

6- Hui Yu Phang - Singapore
Stunning rock bottom girl boots !
While killer perfect form is sexy as all get out, bootilicious will always be my personal fav. See Shauna for a perfect example...lol

5- Montana Curtis - USA
Now here's a teeny bottom girl I could really rock up. Dahhmmmm Montana, thats gorgeous girl.
You make me drool for how sweet and sexy you look here. You play out with animalistic I wanna jump the hell outta that girl power...lol..wooohoo you rock Montana. White is right on you ya sweet assed devil ! You make lists forgettable baby ! Just the hottest and def the sweetest little babe. Glad girls come in all colors too, your vanilla cream candy Montana !

By the way folks, it's only from Montana at #5 and down/up to #1 that really get me going. The rest are nice but Montana and friends make me drool and drip if I stare too long....lol

4- Shauna Mullin - England
Wow, give me more of that one puhhhleeeze !! Killer pic too. Tan that body like only a Brazilian can and I'd pump her up....lol....to 1st place.
Shauna, you make white chicks proud as hell baby. Most seductive boot award to you my sweet, bod/legs rock too.
Have'nt seen your face yet.
OMFG, you must have an English accent too !!!!!! Ughhh, now I am really jonesing for a video of ya.

3- Ana Paula Connelly - Brazil
Shaazaam Ana, just rip it off already. THAT is one hell of an ass.
Dang, men in Brazil must walk around with woodies all day.
Freakin lezzie's with wet spotters too.
This is the grade needed for knock my socks off power. Anything less and my socks just slide off eventually. Show me that bottom Ana and I will die. They'd find my socks glued to the ceiling with my Man goop.
Whoop ya ass Brazilians, they are the only ones on the planet with that special raw sexual energy booty.

2- Julia Silva - Brazil
Her World class booty is nearly identical to Larissa's. It's hard to guess who you are looking at when seeing a booty shot of the two.
Julia's is sexier, more de-luscious. Larissa's is a tad smaller.
Both are K I L L E R grade A Brazilian TUSH ! See some other Julia pics too, really damn nice.

Really, throw in Adriana Lima and you have the best you can get on planet Earth, 1-2-3-4 Brazilian babes and your done. Any one of them would cook my goose. At least I'd sure as hell try and break it's freakin neck any day I had one of 'em in my house...lol

1- Larissa Franca - Brazil
Larissa has the best ass ever in other photo's I've seen, you picked a nutty one to show off her deliciously fine tan can. Larissa also has the very best legs/butt/back/tummy. That's a heavenly body
and she takes my Top spot easy. Stunning dream machine. Her ass balances a fine line between bootilicious and the perfect form of tight assed Hui Yu. Mixing in also a bit scrumptdiliscousness of say Montana's sweet ass boot.
Larissa must have the all out finest sexiest booty in all of Volleyball ! Her and Adriana Lima would be my top two picks on the planet so far.
Adriana Lima is the hottest sexiest girl we have seen since like......wtf... nobody even compares ! If you have not seen Adriana doing her thing in video and pics, you are missing out on the worlds sexiest girl of all time !!!

Forget about Giselle, no way she has any raw sexual energy....at all ! Wanna talk Farrah ? I can listen then but when I show you my favorite Adriana pics, her killer sensuality and playfulness,
your zippers going to crack open. Farrah was killer sweet and sexy but nothing REALLY pops you up like Adriana can. Every Youtube watcher knows she's the hottest girl on the planet. But Adriana is not in the limelight like the true greats were. Farrah, Raquel, Adrian, Marilyn....they all had more TV exposure. To go inside Adriana's world is a wildly cool joy ride. She plays with the viewer so delightfully charming. When it comes to making steamy shots it flows out of her like a runaway boiler. When she walks you are transported out of this world.
To watch her move in a video is like to wish for the stars. She made lots of foreign commercials and other short behind the scenes vids also. The best is of her making a beach shoot, and the one with her in a commercial with Bob Dylan is tops also. Another phone commercial one is drop me freakin dead smokin hot !

There you have it. Brazil takes, Golden Silver Bronzed Bad Ass Bootie Olym-pics.

And Adriana Lima rules the World !

Anonymous said...

PS to my above comment.
Misty May ? Sure, I can dig that, but give me her Volleyball partners boot any day first, Kerri Walsh. Sweet lil' tushy on that one. I like it :)

May and Walsh are sure a spectacle to watch by the way. You always feel sorry for the other two girls though. You just know they are going to lose. Most times they do too and are usually happy to make it far enough to lose to the Walsh/May powerhouse. Sometimes the other team even wins !! Wow, they are the happiest girls on the planet if they win !!!

My favorite is Kerri Walsh, but I'm constantly impressed with Misty too. She is the hardest working girl in Volleyball. Maybe not really the hardest, but the smartest. She thinks way deeper into the game than the other players do. Then when she needs to be there it's like walking the unruly dog for her. She just is doing it with an ease, she's already there and if not she knew that already too and is on her way. This makes her hard work effort look easier than it is. She's still working very hard for sure.

As for Kerri, I just love the way she is such an aggressive bitch....lol. Damn Kerri, the other players must dread the hell out of match with you !

Kerri is like a freakin coal train and coming straight at you. She comes at her opponent with a genuine super power that never ends. There ain't no doubt that when you get knocked on your ass and get up again, Kerri Walsh is still going to be coming at you, alllll damn day !

Add to this that she never, ever, is warning you about it with any telegraphed body language or mean looks like other players do. You look at Kerri one moment and look away thinking ...ok...next game thing is coming next....ok, but watch out ya dope, Kerri's a Freak and a Monster !!!
That ball is sailin past your eyebrow now cause ya never learned. When you are in a game with a FREAKIN MONSTER, YOU NEVER EVER TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THE MONSTER!!!!!!!!!

Don't let her always innocent "ohh I'm just minding my own game here" face and body language fool you. That bitch will take your head off if you let her. And she will do that ALL FUCKING DAY !!!!

Man you poor girls, I sure as hell would not spend 15 minutes in a roped off room with Kerri, can't imagine the yummy make my day thoughts you must enjoy.

"Oh wonderful...we play Kerri today for three hours. How nice. And geez, wazzup with that, like shes always bringing her friend Misty too. That Misty chick is always in my landing zone too !!
My shots don't go over cause Kerri will smash my head in with it.
If it does go over that Misty chick is always there and the ball just comes right back anyway. Awww, I got a headache already."

Hi Kerri, you rock bitch !
God I love to watch you play !!!
Thank heaven you do it in a kick ass bootie too. I dunno how I even follow the game, I'm always waiting for the cameraman to show your sweet butt again !!!

World of Isaac said...

those are the two longest comments ever posted

Anonymous said...

Misty May has the best ass in beach volleyball, if not in sports. This list is a joke.

World of Isaac said...

your moms a joke

Anonymous said...

What about the butts on those Chinese volleyballers? They don't have much in the way of boobs, but what about their butts versus Misty May last night????!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I want to find out who the Cuban's are.

Anonymous said...

You're retarded for not having Misty on this list..you'd rather have small skinny asses..that's cool, but you can't be naming this the top 10..

World of Isaac said...

oh no kill me

Anonymous said...

Way too many 10-year-old boy comments! Get real. Isaac has redeemed himself re: Misty May, so check it out and stop whining. Thanks, man. And who cares if they've got boobs? Love me some beach volleyball booty!

Anonymous said...

some of you dudes are crazy liking that shauna mullin butt. looks flat; reinforces my stereotype of english chicks having no ass

Anonymous said...

Why do you keep saying butts come in all shapes and sizes, yet you show no variety? A butt should be fleshy. No flesh, no butt. No butt, then how can you have one of the best butts?

Anonymous said...

White men and their perceptions of good round booty. Ridiculous. You should see everyone of my girls.Black and Latin men have a more rounded idea of bunda. It's much bigger and rounder especially from the side and the woman has a flat stomach and small waist. Hourglass figured and full thighs. White men tend to like backs with cracks. White woman booty on a general note tends to be phat when viewed front on, but on the side there is no depth.

World of Isaac said...

and that is why I love this blog

Anonymous said...

WOI isn't white

World of Isaac said...

true

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't the presence of a tramp stamp be an absolute disqualifier?

World of Isaac said...

hmmm...

interesting thought

usglfvet said...

Booty....Larissa Franca-Brazil, Chrissie Zartman-USA and Michelle More-USA dont even have cheeks to their ass? They look like little boys on the beach from the rear (bardon the pun). At least Misty may has a lil sumtin sumtin to bounce back.

usglfvet said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUACvE7Iz9I

Anonymous said...

Fail.

Anonymous said...

this dick head who chose these obviously hasnt seen the aussie women in beach volleyball.