Thursday, April 10, 2008

TOP 5 BRUCE BOWEN BLACK BELT MOMENTS

Bruce Bowen struck again tonight. Though, this is more of a love tap than anything else, it will add to his growing legend.

But I wonder, when is the NBA going to realize that Bruce Bowen isn't playing for his contract but rather for a black belt.

Because at the Cobra Kai Dojo where Bowen trains, his sensei demands that of him....


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So how has Bowen fared in his qualifying tests so far?

Personally, I'd give him a yellow belt with a black stripe down the middle. He just isn't black belt material yet.

But I'll let you be the Judge....



Floor skills are crucial...







Finishing an opponent on the ground...







A Knee to the Groin is a must at Cobra Kai...
*If you want a good laugh, fast forward to the 31 second mark...WAA!







Raking your opponent from behind will earn you brownie points...







And Finally...




Where would you be without a quality flying kick to the chops...




6 comments:

CBlust said...

I hate Bowen. It's easy to see he's one of the dirtiest player in the NBA. He's a regular Hack Jackson.

World of Isaac said...

he pisses me off....if he wasn't dirty, he wouldn't make a squad in the league...the only reason he is a good defender are because guys don't want to land on his foot or get cheap shot'd

Joe Esposito said...

You're the best, around!
Nothings gonna ever keep you down!

Bus said...

Even Storm Shadow couldn't get that type of air on his drop kick. Sure, Snake Eyes could. But not Storm Shadow.

Bush said...

Put him in a body bag.

Lydia said...

hate him,hate him. I would run him over in my car if I saw him . . .